THE VIKING CLEANSE - WASH PACK
Hail, noble warriors of the dreaded realm! Listen closely, for I bring tidings of a wondrous treasure trove that shall transform your manes into the
glorious lokks of Odin himself!
Behold, the VIKING CLEANSE WASH PACK -
A collection of delights fit for the mightiest of follicles
(or for those who want a low maintenance, quick & easy dread care routine)
~
First, let me regale you with the tale of the ⚡️“Redwin Tea Tree Shampoo” ⚡️- the simplest & cheapest shampoo readily available which is magical for dreadlocks.
Infused with the essence of the ancient forests, this elixir shall cleanse your scalp with the power of a storm-torn fjord. Bid farewell to dandruff, rot, residue and irritation as the invigorating scent of the mighty tea tree washes over you, revitalizing both hair and spirit.
But that's not all, my comrades! Feast your eyes upon the ⚡️“Hair Dryer Bonnet Attachment” ⚡️- a marvel of ingenuity crafted by the dwarven artisans themselves. Attach this enchanting apparatus to your mighty hair dryer, and let it gently caress your dreadlocks as if the very winds of Valhalla were guiding its path. Say goodbye to damp lokks & dread rot, and welcome a cascade of healthy, dry dreads! Available in BLACK.
Ah, but the journey through this range is far from over. Have you met the ⚡️“Battle Brush” ⚡️? A tool that massages & exfoliates the scalp as if you were bathing in the hot springs of Yggdrasil. Let its bristles dance upon your scalp, promoting circulation and ensuring that your dreads are cleansed with the utmost care without snagging your fingers.
Just squirt a small amount of shampoo onto your scalp, put the brush handle between your fingers, and start gently rubbing your scalp in a circular motion. Also great for beards! This handy little tool is made from 100% seamless silicone- no gaps or joins to trap moisture and cause mold like other shampoo brushes on the market. Available in BLACK. Also sold separately.
And last last but not least, we’ve added ⚡️“2x Black Hair Ties” ⚡️ in XL size- the final accessory in this splendid arsenal. Woven with threads blessed by the Norns themselves, these ties are thick, stretchy and shall hold your dreadlocks in place through the fiercest of battles, be it a dragon slaying or simply a windy day whilst under the Hair Dryer Attachment.
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So, noble warriors of the realm, heed my call!
Embrace the ⚡️VIKING CLEANSE WASH PACK⚡️ and let your dreads flow like the banners of your longships. It is your path to a victorious and fragrant destiny!
Let your dreadlocks stand as a testament to your unwavering resolve,
just as the ancient warriors did before you.
With Tea Tree Shampoo to cleanse, a Hair Dryer Bonnet Attachment to tame, a Battle Brush to massage, and Hair Ties to conquer,
your lokks shall stand as a testament to your valor and splendor!
YOUR INNER VIKING AWAITS…
Hail, noble warriors of the dreaded realm! Listen closely, for I bring tidings of a wondrous treasure trove that shall transform your manes into the
glorious lokks of Odin himself!
Behold, the VIKING CLEANSE WASH PACK -
A collection of delights fit for the mightiest of follicles
(or for those who want a low maintenance, quick & easy dread care routine)
~
First, let me regale you with the tale of the ⚡️“Redwin Tea Tree Shampoo” ⚡️- the simplest & cheapest shampoo readily available which is magical for dreadlocks.
Infused with the essence of the ancient forests, this elixir shall cleanse your scalp with the power of a storm-torn fjord. Bid farewell to dandruff, rot, residue and irritation as the invigorating scent of the mighty tea tree washes over you, revitalizing both hair and spirit.
But that's not all, my comrades! Feast your eyes upon the ⚡️“Hair Dryer Bonnet Attachment” ⚡️- a marvel of ingenuity crafted by the dwarven artisans themselves. Attach this enchanting apparatus to your mighty hair dryer, and let it gently caress your dreadlocks as if the very winds of Valhalla were guiding its path. Say goodbye to damp lokks & dread rot, and welcome a cascade of healthy, dry dreads! Available in BLACK.
Ah, but the journey through this range is far from over. Have you met the ⚡️“Battle Brush” ⚡️? A tool that massages & exfoliates the scalp as if you were bathing in the hot springs of Yggdrasil. Let its bristles dance upon your scalp, promoting circulation and ensuring that your dreads are cleansed with the utmost care without snagging your fingers.
Just squirt a small amount of shampoo onto your scalp, put the brush handle between your fingers, and start gently rubbing your scalp in a circular motion. Also great for beards! This handy little tool is made from 100% seamless silicone- no gaps or joins to trap moisture and cause mold like other shampoo brushes on the market. Available in BLACK. Also sold separately.
And last last but not least, we’ve added ⚡️“2x Black Hair Ties” ⚡️ in XL size- the final accessory in this splendid arsenal. Woven with threads blessed by the Norns themselves, these ties are thick, stretchy and shall hold your dreadlocks in place through the fiercest of battles, be it a dragon slaying or simply a windy day whilst under the Hair Dryer Attachment.
~
So, noble warriors of the realm, heed my call!
Embrace the ⚡️VIKING CLEANSE WASH PACK⚡️ and let your dreads flow like the banners of your longships. It is your path to a victorious and fragrant destiny!
Let your dreadlocks stand as a testament to your unwavering resolve,
just as the ancient warriors did before you.
With Tea Tree Shampoo to cleanse, a Hair Dryer Bonnet Attachment to tame, a Battle Brush to massage, and Hair Ties to conquer,
your lokks shall stand as a testament to your valor and splendor!
YOUR INNER VIKING AWAITS…
